Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

.::it is important 2 find a man hoo has alot of money, a man hoo adores u, a man hoo is gr8 in bed... it is also important that these 3 men neva meet...lol::.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

If you want me to fall for you you got to give me something to trip over

NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

"I Love Him,
Oh Yes I Do,
He's For Me Not For You,
If By Chance You Take My Place,
I'll Take My Fist & Smash Your Face!"

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.

Don’t be scared if some fat guy in a red suit
comes at night and throws you in a bag. I
told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

"i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"