Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • If you had sex 365 times a year and melted all the condoms down to make a tyre, wat wuld u call it?

    A Fukkin Goodyear!

    not mine but love it!

    by Angel Of Death
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  • Boyfriend goes to give girlfriend some blood.
    Shortly after, they break up.
    Boyfriend : Right, before you go i want my blood back!
    Girlfriend : *hands him a tampon* i'll pay you back monthly!

    by JadieeGaGa
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  • How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
    she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

    by sMaRtIe
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  • "According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they
    notice about a women are their eyes. And women say
    the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch
    of liars."

    - Jay Leno

    by Amanda
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  • "i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"

    by Rachael
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  • There are four animals after sex...can you guess what they are?

    2 tired A-S-S-E-S
    1 wet pussy
    and
    1 dead COCK

    by Lacey
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  • Girl: Sometimes I just feel like you never notice me...Charles...I think we should break up...

    Charles: WHAT THE HELL?!
    Benches aren't supposed to talk!!

    by Kaetaj
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  • Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

    by Beautifully Broken
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  • Love me now, or love me never,
    But if you love me, love me forever!

    by SweeT pOisOn
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  • The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head ANY WAY SHE WANTS TO!

    by MyCollapse
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