If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

"i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd

If we could bottle your luck we would have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands

--Eclipse--Edward Cullen--

My bf: when i grow up i wanna be just like you
me:but yr older then me!
my bf: yes...but im male...

hee hee...too cute...

This is for the guys.....
"To get a girl's attention, you need a girl's advice."

The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head ANY WAY SHE WANTS TO!

Sex is not the answer...sex is the question, the answer is yes...

Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you, they don't laugh either!

&&He said:

"I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't
have anything to put in one."

So She Said:

"You wear pants, don't you?

xD