An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie

Roses are red monsters are green
look in the mirror and you'll see what i mean

>>Shopping<< is cheaper than a psychiatrist!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Im secretly in love,
but not with you!

"A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!"

If men had their period, they would be bragging about what size tampons they use!!

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

If you never want to see a man again say, "I love you, I want to marry you or....I want to have children!"

My friends are all so protective of me [about sex], it's like one big condom.

When you break up, it's ok, just----- tell everyone he's gay and date his best friend----you'll live.