Life with men is like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them,
A diamond to marry them,
a club to beat them,
and a spade to bury the bastards.

When you break up, it's ok, just----- tell everyone he's gay and date his best friend----you'll live.

Yeah i'm a b@#%h
just not yours.

Guys don't have a 'time of the month'
What's their excuse for being jerks?

He broke your heart shattered it like glass when he comes back say honey kiss my ass

A BoY OnCe ToLd Me To SuCk It...I RePliEd: No ThAnKs, I ChOkE On SmaLL ObJeCtS!!!

If you truly love them, Let them go.
Or cripple them so they can't leave.

If you never want to see a man again say, "I love you, I want to marry you or....I want to have children!"

You should put a condom on your head,
because if you're going to act like a penis,
you should have no problem dressing like one

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks