I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me..........with his purse............

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!

"A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!"

People are strange... they spend money they dont have... on things they dont want.... trying to impress people they dont like

Be a smart girl,
Live at your ease,
Get a rich husband,
and do as you please!

I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil.

:)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill Do you wanna?
Jill said yes, took of her dress and they did hanky-panky
Silly Jill, forgot her pill
And out popped little Frankie!

If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?"
:)

You and I are great friends, you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge.....I'm gonna miss you dumb ass"

LOL ......

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks