Bombing for peace is like f.u.c.k.i.n.g for virginity!!

"Matter always takes the path of least resistence. So all matter, including humans, are fundamentally lazy. Matter will take every other path before deciding the right one, so all matter, including humans, is fundamentally retarded..."

A full coffin is like a full coffer,...both are attractive to thieves.

Im gonna make a country
And im gonna call it Sane
so when ever im in my country
i can officially say
that im in Sane

We toil in unrewarded obscurity.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

2 Rongs Dnt Make A Rite... but It Duz Make It Even!!! :P

I called your boyfriend gay.. and he hit me with his purse...

Simple minds, Simple pleasures!