Note to Self:
Don't eat pink insulation. It's not cotton candy...

Why are you here?

If u chock a smurf what color does it turn??

If the 7 11 is open 24/7 365 days a year y does it have locks on the door??
for the leap day every 7 years??

Y do they put braille on the keypad of a drive up ATM??

My parents said I could be anything, So I became a Lesbian

"metrosexual and ubersexual? I have one definition for both terms. INSECURITY"
-Ani

Who ever said love was forever, didnt know about Jennifer Lopez.

If you didn't have a bag over your head......i'd be so humiliated!

Life is short, eat a bar of chocolate.