I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-Don't remember from who

If we Americans use the English system and not the metric system..

Why isn't there a gallon of pepsi?

"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside"

Reminder: Hating ME won't make YOU pretty!

© x-Twinkle-x

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!"
**ron white- b.c.c.t. rides again**

sorry- it's not original, but i had to put it on- i love it!

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
--Mark Twain

I never thought I'd have the mind and heart, that i hate you and don't even Start!

"there are many things in the world to look forward to I'm just not looking forward to seeing you"

"need another xanax,no make that two!"
Anthony Q.