YOUR NEGATIVE TALKING OF ME OR YOUR JEALOUSY
IS MY HAPPINESS!

What's the point of wearing pants if your not going to use them?

NASA spend over a million dollars on a pen that works in outer space while Russia just takes paper and pencil
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this is a true story

Love is like a big dog,
you just gotta put a chain on it!

Politicians are the best retailers .

IF I WANTED TO HEAR AND AS* HOLE TALK ID FART!

~heard it on Mad TV~

Herb is what makes the world go round achochole is what slows it down

I SURVIVED BELEN HIGH SCHOOL!

IBET yout enbu cks yo uca n sti llre ad th isquo te eve n th ough itisw ritte nlik ethis. ama zingi sn' tit?

jsut wnated to mkae yoru brani wrok ;)

If you dont like who i am get the hell away