Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cuz you were getting stonned. He'll understand.
[r-e-s-p-o-n-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y]
my anti_drug

I'm not anti-social, society is anti-me.

Why are freeways really expensive to build and highways really close to the ground?

again, from my friend Stephen

If you cant laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you!

Wise people talk because they have something to say, Foolish people talk because they have to say something.

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

Why do we park in driveways
and drive in parkways??

They've found something that can do the work of 10 men.....

a woman

I hope your face came with a receipt!