When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

Love is like Heaven but hurts like Hell!!

There r three kinds of poeple in the world,those who can count and those who can't

Stupid people do have feelings they're just too dumb to know it

Why do we park in driveways
and drive in parkways??

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong

Why do people call it an ATM Machine, but know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cuz you were getting stonned. He'll understand.
[r-e-s-p-o-n-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y]
my anti_drug

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'