Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Be afraid. someone who bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die is one strong biotch and she will hurt you.

    Kristy Green
    Copyright ©2005

    by Kristy Green
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  • God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

    by Just Me
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  • I'm an Athiest... But not a hardcore one, thank God.

    by Disasterpiece
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  • "I am as honest as the next politician," says Pres. Obama.

    I laughed at the tv and said back," well that's not saying too much is it?"

    by theory of the loser
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  • Her: I heard they're making a school for gays.
    Him: Wait, don't we already have a school like that?
    Her: What's it called?
    Him: High school musical.

    lmao!

    by Captivat3d
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  • I don't care how
    old you are.
    If you don't respect
    me, I won't respect you

    by hisxgurl
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  • You can live in a pond and not be a fish...
    and you can live in america and not be white.
    you can stand in a garage and not be a car,
    and you can be colored and be american

    by Kylie Jo
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  • No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system

    by ashley
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  • "So this guy walks up to me and says 'What's punk?' So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk' So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'Thats punk?' And I say 'No, thats trendy'"
    ~Billie Joe Armstrong

    by nimrod
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  • Can you slam a revolving door?

    by Esther
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