The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

Can you slam a revolving door?

I wish my lawn was emo then it would cut its self.

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

There are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't (:

Your bitter tongue surely spoils your pretty face!

Theres more than just a key borad ,there some one behind it,just listen......

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.

No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system