By being a non conformist,
You are actually conforming to
The conformity of non conformist-ism.

^Think about it.

My hamster died the other night...it fell asleep at the wheel

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
--Mark Twain

Theres more than just a key borad ,there some one behind it,just listen......

Im gonna make a country
And im gonna call it Sane
so when ever im in my country
i can officially say
that im in Sane

Women should not be given nametags. I walked into Walmart once and began to talk to a lady about finding something and looked at her tag to address her when she thought i was looking and slapped me.

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

There are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't (:

I wish my lawn was emo then it would cut its self.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot