"I don't hide my feelings to people. That's why I've been dubbed "To State the Obvious."

Have you ever noticed how the majority of people with great hair are idiots?

Examples: Albert Einstien = Genious
His hair = Yikes

Brad Pitt = Not so bright
His hair = Awsome

Coinicidence... I think not!

A hooker is like a bowling ball...

gets picked up

fingered

thrown in a ditch and

then comes back for more

BE OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die

If its against the law to drink and drive/drive drunk why do they have parking lots at bars?

Instead of killing ourselves, why dont we just elect hillary president?

Rule #1: a guy hits a girl, he's dead. rule#2: a guy trashes a girl, he obviously has no balls to trash a real man, cuz he isnt one

G _ F _ c k Y_ _ r s _ l f

Would you like to buy a vowel?

I can smell hypocrisy. And you my dear, are stenching my nose.

I like big butts and I cannot lie; but I like them kept inside...