The list of things that SUCK: |
SALESMAN PROVERB: |
The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!! |
I,m not fat i,m fluffy |
SENT FROM HEAVEN 2007! |
IF I WANTED TO HEAR AND AS* HOLE TALK ID FART! |
When life hands you lemons, stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger. |
I used to have super human powers, but then my therapist took them away... |
You is like a library open to the public |
When someone calls you weird they are actually calling you normal because the majority of the world is weird, which makes it normal. |