Funny Quotes About Society

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  • The list of things that SUCK:
    -star wars
    -chuck norris
    -milky way candy bars
    -WOW
    -broken hearts
    *read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

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  • SALESMAN PROVERB:

    Give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish,

    Teach a man to fish, you just destroyed your market-base

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  • The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!!

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  • I,m not fat i,m fluffy
    i,m not fat i,m retaining water
    i,m not fat i,m just blob like
    i,m not fat i,m... oh hell with it i am fat!

    by sabrina
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  • SENT FROM HEAVEN 2007!

    Pardi hardi
    rock and roll
    drink bacardi
    smoke a bowl
    s** is free
    life is heaven
    we're the class of 2007

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  • IF I WANTED TO HEAR AND AS* HOLE TALK ID FART!

    ~heard it on Mad TV~

    by Oobie
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  • When life hands you lemons, stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger.

    by Rachel
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  • I used to have super human powers, but then my therapist took them away...

    by Drapes
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  • You is like a library open to the public

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  • When someone calls you weird they are actually calling you normal because the majority of the world is weird, which makes it normal.

    by Ivy
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