Funny Quotes About Society

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  • I,m not fat i,m fluffy
    i,m not fat i,m retaining water
    i,m not fat i,m just blob like
    i,m not fat i,m... oh hell with it i am fat!

    by sabrina
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  • The list of things that SUCK:
    -star wars
    -chuck norris
    -milky way candy bars
    -WOW
    -broken hearts
    *read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

    by LexiAlexanderz Manicluv
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  • The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!!

    by Takmypants
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  • SENT FROM HEAVEN 2007!

    Pardi hardi
    rock and roll
    drink bacardi
    smoke a bowl
    s** is free
    life is heaven
    we're the class of 2007

    by SadGirl420
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  • SALESMAN PROVERB:

    Give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish,

    Teach a man to fish, you just destroyed your market-base

    by Kyle Schulz
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  • "I don't hide my feelings to people. That's why I've been dubbed "To State the Obvious."

    by Seph
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  • I used to have super human powers, but then my therapist took them away...

    by Drapes
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  • IF I WANTED TO HEAR AND AS* HOLE TALK ID FART!

    ~heard it on Mad TV~

    by Oobie
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  • A hooker is like a bowling ball...

    gets picked up

    fingered

    thrown in a ditch and

    then comes back for more

    by ~::TaYt3rToT::~
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  • Have you ever noticed how the majority of people with great hair are idiots?

    Examples: Albert Einstien = Genious
    His hair = Yikes

    Brad Pitt = Not so bright
    His hair = Awsome

    Coinicidence... I think not!

    by Heather
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