Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

Oh, hey! How are you? I was just thinking about... Oh, look, better people.

It's like having sex without a condom; it get's the job done but it's not very safe!

-Best Cecilisms

The answer to the worlds problems!!!!:
get the hungry to eat the homeless

sorry i dont mean to offend anyone:)

Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men.
--OFFICE

"occifer, i swear to drunk i'm not god." he turns to his friend. "yo man, i'm home again can you take me drunk?"

Friends donnt let friends drive Ford..

I'm more intelligence than you are....

I knew a nigga
his name is jim
i luv 2 throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes r soft & dont bruise da skin
but these f**kers do coz there still
in da tin!!!

LuV hAyZ

For All You Blondes That Think Your It Compared To This Brunette Your Nothing But Shit

* Can I Quickly Say, My Best Friend Is Blonde.... So No Offence*