Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

1st there was telegram
then there was telephone.
now there's telewoman[tell a woman]
& things will get around faster.

The answer to the worlds problems!!!!:
get the hungry to eat the homeless

sorry i dont mean to offend anyone:)

It's like having sex without a condom; it get's the job done but it's not very safe!

-Best Cecilisms

Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men.
--OFFICE

Friends donnt let friends drive Ford..

"occifer, i swear to drunk i'm not god." he turns to his friend. "yo man, i'm home again can you take me drunk?"

I'm more intelligence than you are....

I knew a nigga
his name is jim
i luv 2 throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes r soft & dont bruise da skin
but these f**kers do coz there still
in da tin!!!

LuV hAyZ

For All You Blondes That Think Your It Compared To This Brunette Your Nothing But Shit

* Can I Quickly Say, My Best Friend Is Blonde.... So No Offence*