REDNECK WORDS

person1: jeet yet
person2: no jew
person1: u ount to

jeet: didja eat
jew: did u
ount: want

When dogs come up n the yard my dad goes out on the front porch and yells:

enonouere

enonouere: get on outta here

If the 7 11 is open 24/7 365 days a year y does it have locks on the door??
for the leap day every 7 years??

J.e.s.u.s SaVes....When [he] shops at waL*maRT

America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
--Sigmund Freud

Screw the blondes
forget the burnettes
what bout redheads
we're the best

Dance to the music can you stay with me girl ha you cant dance as fast as me ohh girl i'm getting to you

If you ever walk out in publice and notice all the emo, dont you just want to scream, " FREAK, people! We get it! Your emotional! If you wanted everyone to know, tell us! GOD!" That's what I want to say....

What!

You wanna hear the biggest oxymoron ever!?! It's only two words.....rap music.

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