King! line! guy! moon! noon! sh*t! fit! yah! hey! way! lay! fra! bra! ha! we*d! speed! need! dope! ho*! know! boom! onamonpia! needa! speeda! ha! o! my! gosh!

1.) say cow before each word
cows
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
2.)say cow after each word
3.)say cow before and after each word
4.)read these words from bottom to top.
got dis 4rm sum1..its funny

Say this 5 times fast!
Booming Blue Bob Brought Blueberry Buns
Booming Blue Bob Brought Blueberry Buns
Booming Blue Bob Brought Blueberry Buns
Booming Blue Bob Brought Blueberry Buns
Booming Blue Bob Brought Blueberry Buns

Cindy's cat cried creeped close called car

*say this as many times without trying to stop*

Try to say this really fast.

shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure
shes so sure

Bloody's in the Bible
Bloody's in the book
If you don't bloody believe me
Then have a bloody look

(my Dad always sez this to me, its propa funny when he sez it)

Tommy told Timmy that they thought that they told Tammy that Timmy tattled.

Now say that 3 times fast

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Milk is good for the body... but DAMN how much did you drink!

Real Conversation:
*caroline: I LOVYE you mark!!!
~Mark: Caro you cant spell 4 letter words, I can listen..... R-E-A-D.... is read... And jerk is spelled G-E-R-K ... oh crap... (click...(phone hanging up))...