Tommy told Timmy that they thought that they told Tammy that Timmy tattled.

Now say that 3 times fast

If love is hate and hate is love then is pain happyness and happyness is pain so it grows? lol if you laughed or smiled then u understand it

There is no time like the present, so its always the time to present your present.

Betty bought a bit of butter but the bit of butter was bitter so betty bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Few fools find fewer filthy films flirty!
Fewer fools find few filthy films dirty!

Think a thought of the thinkers unthought so my thought is for the thinker yet to think. The thinker may think of my thought. But yet does he know my thought has been thought long before he thought.

I dare all of you to say the following ten times fast... it is absolutely impossible.... TRY IT!

**Toy boat**

If parots go with pirates to Paris,
Will Paris have pirates with parots.
How many pirates with parots in Paris,
will they be if Paris had parots and pirates?

I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought if the thought i thought was the thought i thought i thought then i wouldn't have thought so much

i got this from some little riddle book or something...lol.....:D

Love isnt finding the perfect person...its seeing an imperfect person perfectly.