LIL MISS MUFET SAT ON HER TUFET EATING HER CURDS AND WHEYS ALONG CAME A SPIDER CRALED UP INSIDE HER AND DIED THE VEREE NEXT DAY

MY MOM TOLD ME THAT ONE TOO

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO PLAY SOME HANKEY PANKEY SILLY JILL FORGOT THE PILL NOW THEY HAVE A FRANKY!!!!

MY FRIEND SHAINA TOLD ME THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WERE SHE GOT IT

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL EACH WITH A QUATER JILL CAME DOWN WITH 50CENTS DONT TELL ME THEY WENT UP FOR WATER
HAHAH MY MOMS DAD TOLD HER THIS AND SHE TOLD ME THATS SO FRIKEN FUNNY

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Love isnt finding the perfect person...its seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Just a comment...

some quotes are stolen from people....
check the dates if you find a same quote...
see who came up with it first...?

o.O

"If the weather is better
We should get together
Spend a little time and we can do whatever
And if we get together we'll be twice as clever
So, staple it together and call it bad weather"

I didnt make this quote up, jack johnson did

Try saying this five times fast:
Jerky Turkey Chicken Sandwich

Haha you tripped over your words

I know you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Memorise this and then say it without looking.

one smart man, he felt smart.
two smart men, they both felt smart,
three smart men they all felt smart and they all felt smart togeth