Irish Wristwatch

*Say this very quickly!*

Is thy my or is thee me??
Say 3x

When you get money out of the ATM scream out as loud as you can, "I won! I won! I finally won the lottery,"

Itsy Bitsy
Slightly ditzy
Kinda crazy
gorgeous lady

Do Not Tell Me
To Tell You
To Tell Me

To the song Yankee Doodle

Michael jackson went to town
Riding on a heater
Accidently turned it on
And burnt his little wiener

Say "toy boat" 5 times fast. i can barely say it slow !! post 5 if you couldnt do it. !!

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkeys monkey!!!

Who washed wasington's white whoolen underwear when washington's washer women went west (try to say that ten times)

There were two muffins in an oven,
one says to the other "man its hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"