Message from: www.dating.com your dating add has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer do you want us to try one week without a picture?

A monkey came calling and lion came to but when i called the baboon it turned around and i thought "damn is dat you!!!"

On the 12 days of christimas my true love gave to me 1 sticky tinny 2 magic mushys 3 lines of speed 4 tabs of E 5 tokes of P and the other 6 i spent in A & E

Huck-fard

10 times fast

Ae kae lou alelo alu e susu la pee lou gama
Samoan
figure it out

Say toy boat 10 times fast.

I am a mother feasant plucker. I pluck mother feasants.

Say this 6 times fast

hanna said hans had a hundred heros

If he said she said i said you said then who said he said she said i said when you can't say you said i said he said she said?

Black bugs bleed blue blood when blue bugs bleed black blood

(say that 2 times fast!)