Bloody's in the Bible
Bloody's in the book
If you don't bloody believe me
Then have a bloody look

(my Dad always sez this to me, its propa funny when he sez it)

Tommy told Timmy that they thought that they told Tammy that Timmy tattled.

Now say that 3 times fast

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

This read 2 tryin 4 ass dumb yo at laugh n back sit I where point the is this.

HaHaHaHaHaHaaaa..
(Now Read It Backwards)