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Irish wrist watch

lol

Say SILK five times....

1) silk
2) silk
3) silk
4) silk
5) silk

Now wot do cows DRINK???

(you will find ur self saying milk... try it on someone n ul see!!) cows dont drink milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sally Smith saw Sal sawing several slabs of shiny sticks. Since Sally Smith saw Sal sawing several slabs of shiny sticks, Sally Smith stole seven slabs of shiny sticks secretly.

Mirror mirror on da wall whos da fariest of dem all, da mirror sighed n took a grunt n sd not u. u ugly c**t

A kiss isn't a kiss,
without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

Friend: A jar of body paint would make a good gift.
Me: lol, yeah i used to have a jar of that once... dunno why o.O
Friend: Did you use it?
Me: Yeah, on some broad.
Me: BREAD! I MEAN BREAD!

A monkey came calling and lion came to but when i called the baboon it turned around and i thought "damn is dat you!!!"

Huck-fard

10 times fast