They say that many a truth is said in a jest; be careful with your secrets, keep them close to your vest.

It’s great when you are with your group, laughter abounds bringing much cheer, but when the time of sorrow comes, all alone, you shed tears with your beers.

If you want to find out who your true friend’s are, become down trodden, and brokenhearted.

Don't drive if you had many mugs of beer, out of beer at home, drive forklift to pick up more!

"i don't lie, i just redefine the boundaries of my promise time to time"

I dont care for the phrase, it could always be worse or when comparing one's situation to another's. This dismisses a person's feelings which are just as real as any others.

Never expect anything from anyone. This way you are not disappointed and always surprised by their kindness.

There is little value in the debt of rage; the casualty of regret is an often insurmountable wage.

We are all educators of what we know, and students of what we desire to know most.

Naivety is bliss, but it quickly flees after your first kiss!