Don't be a prick, but learn how to say 'no'.

Imperfection is the thread that connects all humanity

It says something when I feel more grief for the passing of a pet than I did for my parents.

Love exists in many forms I guess

Speak well of everyone and no one will have the power to speak ill of you

If loving is hard, you may be in the wrong yard!

A skeptic only considers their opinions as correct!

Buy someone a tractor, and they will clear the snow from your driveway, buy your sweetheart a new Van, you may never see them again.

They say that many a truth is said in a jest; be careful with your secrets, keep them close to your vest.

It’s great when you are with your group, laughter abounds bringing much cheer, but when the time of sorrow comes, all alone, you shed tears with your beers.

If you want to find out who your true friend’s are, become down trodden, and brokenhearted.