Misc. Quotes

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  • Never in the right,
    always in the wrong.
    Pleasing's not a thing I'm good at,
    even for myself.

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  • When a dog eats a fortune cookie, he internalizes the message.

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  • When a dog eats a fortune cookie, a few days later you will find that his prophecy is full of shit.

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  • Make others laugh because their laughter will cheer you up.

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  • Wake up happy not because life is good, but because you want it to be good.

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  • Can you put fanfics on here?

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  • Every poet wants followers,,,thus the jesus in the poet speaks,"my friends are those who hear my word and keep it"

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  • Horses are like potato chips you cant have just one

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  • You crush subatomic particles with the gravity of your guilt.

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  • One can only prove themselves when given a first chance

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