Who Needs Lemonade?!

by Tara   Dec 9, 2003

When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what they say
But I'm not much for sour drinks
I've found a better way.

Grab a lemon in your hand
And squeeze and yell and press;
It doesn't make your problems fade
But it sure helps with stress!

Its fun to put your lemon
On the hood of a large truck;
Confused, the driver starts it up
And wonders, "What the...duck?"

If someone makes you so mad
That it makes your cheeks turn red
Take three or four, then take aim
And fling them at their head.

So come on now, its easy
You don't have to be afraid
Lemons come and lemons go,
Who needs lemonade?


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Latest Comments

  • 4 years ago

    by Em

    Tara, I absolutely love this especially as it's my kind of humour haha.

    All the best, Em

  • 13 years ago

    by MissAlotta

    This made me smile :) The flow is amazing, and the poem is absolutely adorable! 5/5

  • 13 years ago

    by Poetess Lana

    This was incredibly cute. I loved it! and a lot of theres are good uses for lemons, especially throwing them at peoples heads... i might have to try that now!!!!


  • 13 years ago

    by mike magyar

    Haha thats awsome

  • 13 years ago

    by SmileeItsBritt

    This is very funny! It should be in the funny section! :P