The ponce.

The ponce:

Pretentious manner,
such a tawdry personality
with regular vulgar extremes.
Tasteless shoddy actions.

Tatty inferior regularity.
Brassy cheap double talk,
so loud and obnoxious.
A slovenly demented mind.

Intellectually arrogant ponce,
uttering volumes of worthless drivel.
Infecting the landscape around us,
polluting one's very sanity.

Steven Beesley (c)