I closed my eyes while I was driving on the Interstate today

She told me she likes me because I treat her better than other people, so I kissed her twice and she smiled.

Love those who love you, kiss those who kiss you, cherish those who cherish you, amuse those who amuse you, please those who please you!

If you have a problem, then just look up oneway to Heaven!

Between flu, typhoid and malaria, I would rather suffer the latter fever and rest it out.

Rejection is permission to find another lover.

Dreams come true when you wake yourself up.

Things that are truly funny make you laugh by force.

Do women expose their boobs to please men; how come men do not expose their balls?

One day you’ll be up close and you’ll realise that the great Circle of life is just a really big drain.