The shortest distance between a blank paper and an artwork is the first sketch.

Tough love sucks!

If you want to befriend someone but they ignore you, then befriend their friends!

Finding the right wife out of 4 billion women is like a quadratic equation.

Always greet people! If they do not respond because of attitude, then greet the next person!

The only pets I have ever fancied were Cotton, a white 90s cat poisoned by neighbours and Tyger, a 2010s dog who died from a weird disease. Simba, a 2000s dog said to be half-lion bit my fingers but I did not hate it. When it died, I felt sad.

Think like a CPU, act like a display!

In 2011 when my cousin's son asked me if I had pension funds stacked up for old age, I smoked marijuana to find peace in my mind.

The Technical Drawing teacher told me that you cannot start climbing a tree from the stem. But what if you use a ladder or pulley lift?

Reply greetings, not insults!