Eat me - beat me
bite me - blow me
suck me - **ck me
very slowly
if you kiss me dont be sassy
use your tongue
and make it nasty

You should know
I'm not letting go
You can't get rid of me
Sucks for you homey

If men had there periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons ;)

If practice makes man perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Good spinkin' Batman

An apple a day will keep the doctor away...but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!!!!haha

Everything i tried to show her she said she saw before.
B*t*h when you came in i hope you saw the door.

A peach is just a peach.
A plum is just a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss without a little tongue.
So open your mouth,
and close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise

F.U.C.K stands for : (F)riends (U) (C)an (K)eep. So
promise me we'll F.U.C.K 4ever! . Know who your true F.U.C.K buddies
are

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an assh0le