Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • BEEP BEEP!!!
    Who got da keys to mah jeep?!

    by Kaetaj
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  • She calls you a red-butted stinky b***h.. so what?...Afterall, it takes a red-butted stinky b***h to know one!

    by huddy
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  • * Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock ! :) *

    by LoveTear
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  • The SH**t you heared about me might be true but then again it might be as FAKE as the B***h who told you.

    by Green
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  • "I play fair, all spices of male are idiots."

    by Rhinehalt
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  • Best Pick Up Line I've Ever Heard!!

    Why don't you come back to my place, we can peel back my star wars bed sheets and i'll show you what a true jeddi can do with his light saber!!!!!
    LOLOLOLOLOL
    for the record, i don't have star wars bedding lol!

    by SheFlowsThroughMyVeinsLikePosion
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  • "wat it is den doe breh."

    that's what my friend said when he was drunk lol.

    by leslie
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  • If ya gonna be 2 faced, hun ya needa make sure at least one of them is pretty!

    by Can Love Last
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  • POoF Be GoNe
    uR bReatH's ToO sTrOnG
    BuT wAiT
    CoMe bAck
    u nEeD a TiCtAc
    nOt 1 nOt 2
    BuT thE whOLe vALuE pAcK
    SrRy 2 bE mEaN
    bUt u neEd sUm LisTeRiNe
    NoT a siP nOt a SwaLLoW
    bUt thE whoLe FrEaKiN bOtTLe

    by Danielle
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  • If there is a girl who talks about all this crap about everyone and you.I can only sum u three words."Kick her ASS" not really but yea.No just turn around and leave it be and God will do tha rest 4 ya.

    by xXLovelessXx
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