Congratulations!
ur application 4 an EXTREME MAKE OVA has been accepted
ur paper bag is in da mail!!!

HoLlA bAk My PpL

LuV hAyZ

Men are like parking spots
The good ones are always taken
and the ones that are left are either too far away, married, or handicapped.

Im thru wid guyz
they all tell lies
they brake mi heart
and make me cry
lovin dem is a sin
HAY look at da guy
dat jst walked in!!!!

lotz of luv frm hayz m8 chelley

Dnt call me a pwincess ... dnt call me a queen... jst call b da best fing u've eva seen!

-not written by me.. i am not a luvo!

What goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and mushy?

****Bubblegum**** what were you thinking?lol~~~Brittany

IF HE'S FAKE,
HIT HIM WITH THE DAMN RAKE!

My Name is Andy Moore and Gay And i Love BEN HAWKINS who is loved by Mr. Kingsim And NICK BOND LOVES MRS. SAINSBURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STEVE MARTIN LOVES COCK!

My name is luke lazenby and i luv men.

If u do not live your life to the fullest
do not live just go to your grave

Why does 50 cent carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

That's the way I heard it...but I think if you put Snoop Dogg in the joke instead of 50 cent...it'd sound better.