Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Last night i had me a dream son
    the end of the world could be seen
    if you like smoking weed son than you better come with me !...

    so give me a minit and ill put you in it but then you must never return !

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  • We all love music

    Country and rap
    Hip-hop and rock
    Metal and thrash
    Punk and shock

    We all love music

    Some people sing
    Some people dance
    Some people listen
    To techno and trance

    We all love music

    by Sofi
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  • Life is like a D%%k when it gets hard F%%k it

    by mckayla
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  • Smack your daddy like he likes it.

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  • Im a gangster with an "a"

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  • Homo say wat!!!

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  • .:to catch me you gotta be fast:.
    .:to find me you gotta be smart:.
    .:but to be me...dam you gotta be kidding:.

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  • *dis is another txt msg haha*

    You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

    by pinhead
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  • *it's a txt msg actually*

    If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

    by pinhead
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  • B*t*h$ rule
    $lUt$ r kewl
    il play u
    coz ur a fool!!!

    xxxLuV hAyZ xxx

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