Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • You walk down the school halls
    and act like a wigger
    always grabbin on you ba||s
    like some sorta n|gger

    its part of my new poem called wigger sorry if i affend anyone by using the N word im not rasist it just rhymed so im sorry

    by amanda
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  • Peace pot Tequila shot
    Jesus loves me stoned or not
    Sex drugs F u c k the world
    Speed weed birth control
    life sucks then u die once u pull and "American Pie"
    Half of us wont make it 2 Heaven
    Cause were the class of 2007!!

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  • Go to bed with itchy ar$£crac wake up with stinky fingers, heeheehee

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  • IF mY aTtiTuDe CaUsEs YoU *AnY DiStReSs*...CaLL
    1-800-KISS-MY-@$$

    by Morgan
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  • PayBack's A B.I.T.C.H

    by Morgan
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  • Men are like roses so watch out for the pricks

    by derek
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  • Every woman should have four pets in her life. A
    Mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed, and a Jackass who pays for everything.

    --Paris Hilton

    by Melissa
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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    i'm beautiful
    what the hell happened to you??

    by MINNIE
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  • "Every cutie wit a booty, should have a hottie wit a body!" by: ME!! :D

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  • If i nibble on this wire, do you think it will kill me!

    by Rich G
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