Support the Sports, Sleep with a Skateboarder!

Trust no nigga - fear no btch
Eat no pssy - suck no dck
Niggas play games & are full of sht
So play your role and be the baddest btch

If men had there periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons ;)

My man is...
hot...
cute...
funny...
smart...
cool...
and...

I have never met him...

L[[_ωнєη ι ∂ιє вυяяу мє υρѕι∂є ∂σωη ѕσ тнє ωσяℓ∂ ¢αη кιѕѕ му αѕѕ_]]l

Girls : "All guys are the same !!"
Guys : "Who asks you to try all of 'em , you whor3 ?"

Let Me Write That Down In My
'Things I Don't Give A Fuc k About' Notebook..!!

Lady iz ma name
and i came 2 bring da pain
yea we up in diz game
all ma gangstaz do da same

F.U.C.K stands for : (F)riends (U) (C)an (K)eep. So
promise me we'll F.U.C.K 4ever! . Know who your true F.U.C.K buddies
are

Girls have unique magic tricks they get wet without water, bleed with no injury, and make boneless things get hard