Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • You got:
    1 person
    2 hands
    3 holes

    Use them wisely

    by Simone
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  • Lady iz ma name
    and i came 2 bring da pain
    yea we up in diz game
    all ma gangstaz do da same

    by Tiombe aka Lady
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  • Go ahead and talk about me;
    but I have some advice.
    Click your heels together && say
    i NEED A LiFE.

    by MiRANdA
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  • Some guys say "suck on it" but I say, "Sry, i choke on small objects."

    by Carleigh
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  • Sex isnt the answer sex is the questin yes is the answer

    by BloodScars
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  • I'm a princess I live in the clouds
    If u wanna kick it with me u better bow down
    Get down on ur knees and call me ur highness
    Cuz baby I'm the best and I'm the finest!!!

    by WhYcAnTuLoVeMe
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  • If ya gonna be 2 faced, hun ya needa make sure at least one of them is pretty!

    by Can Love Last
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  • Girls : "All guys are the same !!"
    Guys : "Who asks you to try all of 'em , you whor3 ?"

    by Natasha
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  • POoF Be GoNe
    uR bReatH's ToO sTrOnG
    BuT wAiT
    CoMe bAck
    u nEeD a TiCtAc
    nOt 1 nOt 2
    BuT thE whOLe vALuE pAcK
    SrRy 2 bE mEaN
    bUt u neEd sUm LisTeRiNe
    NoT a siP nOt a SwaLLoW
    bUt thE whoLe FrEaKiN bOtTLe

    by Danielle
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  • Date like a man;;
    so you don't get played like a btch

    by MuhShell
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