Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts are up, pants are down, body to body, skin to skin, when it gets stiff, stick it in!!!

F.U.C.K stands for : (F)riends (U) (C)an (K)eep. So
promise me we'll F.U.C.K 4ever! . Know who your true F.U.C.K buddies
are

What did 50 cent say when his grandmother knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!? (G unit)

You THink YouZa PiMp
With Your CheeSy AzZ Limp
But You Aint Nothin Butta W.I.M.P

YoU ThInK YoUrE ThE BoMb?
YoU ThInK YoUr It?
...mMm...HoNeY,ThInK TwIcE
CaUsE CoMpArEd Ta Me
~YOU AINT SHIT~

You called me a bit.ch?
A bit.ch is a D.O.G.
Dogs -B-a-r-k-
bark is a part of ((trees))
trees are a part of [nature]
and nature is !beautiful!
so thanks for the compliemnt!

Kids in the backseat cause accidents...
accidents in the back seat cause kids

If you thiunk i'm a B***H,
Wait till' you meet my mother!!!!

A peach is peach
a plum is a plum
but i kiss not a kiss
without some tongue
so open ur mouth
and close your eyes,
now give ur tongue some exercise ^^

~if teens are too young to be in love..
that makes adults too old to play~