Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • That biittch gonna be so dry by the time she gets married her baby gonna come out screamin lotion lotion

    by Love Bug
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  • .:to catch me you gotta be fast:.
    .:to find me you gotta be smart:.
    .:but to be me...dam you gotta be kidding:.

    by xXlostXx
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  • Got a problem with me?
    Solve it
    Think I'm trippin
    Tie my shoes.
    Cant stand me
    Sit back down
    Cant face me?
    Turn around

    by KRISALY
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  • TrUsT nO NiiGgUh, FeAr No BiiTcH
    eAt No PusSy, SuCk No DiiCk,
    NiiGgUhZ pLaY gAmEz && R fUlL oF sHiiT,
    sO pLaY uR rOlE && bE dA bAdDeSt BiiTcH!!!

    (woop woop...ha ha ha)
    CHEEEEEA!

    get at me ppl
    ♥

    by Just Keara
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  • Im a B**ch,
    But i have class,
    So touch my man,
    And i'll kick your a$$!!!

    by kim
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  • Eat me - beat me
    bite me - blow me
    suck me - **ck me
    very slowly
    if you kiss me dont be sassy
    use your tongue
    and make it nasty

    by SunShine
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  • Every woman should have four pets in her life. A
    Mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed, and a Jackass who pays for everything.

    --Paris Hilton

    by Melissa
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  • Congratulations!
    ur application 4 an EXTREME MAKE OVA has been accepted
    ur paper bag is in da mail!!!

    HoLlA bAk My PpL

    LuV hAyZ

    by PuRpLeHaYz
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  • Never regret anything that made you laugh

    by leah
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  • Roll roll roll ya joint.
    Gently down the line.
    Take a tok inhale dat smoke,
    and blow ya frigin mind

    by Nightmare Fiend
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