Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • "Every cutie wit a booty, should have a hottie wit a body!" by: ME!! :D

    by alicia m pierce
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  • I love your smile
    Your face and your eyes,
    Damn im good at telling lies!!

    by **ToTaLLyInLoVe**
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  • You silly Banana

    by Jesaja Sowers
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  • I got all F's on my report card. So I says to my teachers, "Throw some D's on that b.itch!"

    by LovelyBlackRose
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  • I may be fat but your ugly and at least i can diet

    by pimpin pimpcezz
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  • IF mY aTtiTuDe CaUsEs YoU *AnY DiStReSs*...CaLL
    1-800-KISS-MY-@$$

    by Morgan
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  • *dis is another txt msg haha*

    You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

    by pinhead
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  • Celebrities walk on the red carpet cuz they're famous we walk on toilet paper cuz we're the shit*

    by KRISALY
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  • Some girls are like vacuums. They such, they blow, they get layed in the closet.

    by Minlow20
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  • Is a friend really your friend or is that person talking behind your back if they are just slapp them and run.just you were just playing.

    by chris
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