Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Some girls are like vacuums. They such, they blow, they get layed in the closet.

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  • * Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock ! :) *

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  • It's 10%luck 20%skill 15%concentrated power of will 5%pleasure 50%pain 100%reason 2 memba da name!!!!!!

    by Josie
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  • People can be cruel
    people can be ripping
    when they see me on the streets
    i am going 2 be pimping

    by ron
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  • Hate me? go sit with the rest of the haters waiting fr me to give a f**k :)

    by aly
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  • Just cause i rock doesnt make me made of stone

    by jason
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  • To Hell With Birth Control

    by Bianca
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  • Celebrities walk on the red carpet cuz they're famous we walk on toilet paper cuz we're the shit*

    by KRISALY
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  • An apple a day will keep the doctor away...but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!!!!haha

    by anyssa
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  • U may have the looks and have a better personality than me

    but atleast i can fill mah bra

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