If everything was understood , then life would be BORiNG !!

I'm NOT barbie cuz::
*My friends aren't bought :P

What does CUNT mean?

Cant Understand Normal Thinking

lol my Brother-in-law told me this and i though it was funny

Liz: I love u like a fat kid loves cake
Matt: and i love you like a hippee loves weed

lol me and my bf always say it i think its funny

Being in love is good, being loved is even better, but being in love and loved by Martin is the best. I'll love you forever.

True friends like you for who you are not who you could be!!

Treat every day like its your last day, cuz you never know when your gonna die.

Buying your clothes off of Ebay make you look even more like an internet wh0re

Friendship is da most funniest thang. most people needs to chillax themslves before they pop a vein

When your not looking for a relationship could be the exact moment you find what you've been looking for your whole life.