Funny kid quotes

Danny: i know im dyslexic but....microsoft word htaes me

by L00kiNG F0R L0St L0VE ( F )
at 2010-02-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Guy1:omg!
guy2:what happen?
guy1:something bit me, give me a scalple! i saw this on animal planet

by L00kiNG F0R L0St L0VE ( F )
at 2010-02-25

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Life is sometimes like a doughnut, Its like a circle and here and there we get a few sprinkles.

by IzL
at 2010-01-29

rating: 5.0
votes: 5

I thought you were cool
until i looked in the mirror
and saw i was cooler

by Love Me Dont Like Me ( F )
at 2010-01-26

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Subsitute: is amelia here?
amelia: actually its pronounced queen elizabeth

by ChRysANth3MuM ( F )
at 2010-01-21

rating: 2.3
votes: 3

If germans speak german to a german shepard..do black people speak ebonics to a black lab???

by ChRysANth3MuM ( F )
at 2010-01-12

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Peter: what are all these parallelograms doing here?
joe: you mean paraplegic??
--FAMILY GUY

by ChRysANth3MuM ( F )
at 2010-01-06

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

If an eaglet is a small eagel then...
Is a chicklet a small chicken,
Is a small toy a toylet (toilet)?

These are all jokelets...

lol

-Caroline Rhea on Hollywood Squares

by DeathsRose ( F D )
at 2009-12-12

rating: 3.4
votes: 5

"Shut up and let me relax."

I couldn't bite back a snort." If you were anymore relaxed you'd be comatose."

by rainbow wrapped oblivion ( P )
at 2009-11-20

rating: 2.3
votes: 3

The tooth farie teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts...I blame her for prostitution.

by Cherish in Wonderland ( F P C D )
at 2009-08-18

rating: 4.0
votes: 16