Pickles are green
Pickles are great
And if I was Australian
I'd call em' my mate
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' Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny color '
Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)
Dad: happy birthday, son!
**gives son pinata**
son: thanks dad!
*son whacks it and blood comes out.**
dad: oh my god...
Why did you do that?!
We are good friends. I do what you do. So if you fart in public, I will too!
Little miss jelly bean
Why do you have to be so mean?
You're full of sugar, but you're oh-so-yummy
I want you night and day in my tummy
But my mummy says no, no,no
Coz you're bad for my teeth, that I know
Ancient ambigiuous children's riddle:
A man who was not a man threw a stone that was not a stone at a bird that was not a bird sitting on a twig that was not a twig.
For the answer, message me.
Come to the dark side... We got cookies.
"Keep talking about me, your making me famous!"
I know I'm funny
looking like a scary bunny
But weres my money sunny!
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