Funny kid quotes

Person # 1: Did you get a haircut???
Person # 2: Nooo, my hair grew shorter. ;)

by Mama Squidy
at 2011-11-29

rating: 1.6
votes: 11


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Don't judge a book by its movie ;)

by Mama Squidy
at 2011-11-29

rating: 4.4
votes: 7


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Fat kids are harder to kidnap. ;)

by Mama Squidy
at 2011-11-29

rating: 4.4
votes: 7


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MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

by Kaetaj
at 2011-11-21

rating: 1.8
votes: 5


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Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

by XXmizz juiceXX
at 2011-11-18

rating: 5.0
votes: 3


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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her

by XXmizz juiceXX
at 2011-11-18

rating: 3.0
votes: 2


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I lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me?

by jenny
at 2011-11-10

rating: 5.0
votes: 6


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Man I wish I had Dora's parents. They let her go ANYWHERE!

by desertsorrow
at 2011-10-29

rating: 4.5
votes: 15


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Kids! don't try love at home.....results may vary.

by Raju Panta
at 2011-07-18

rating: 3.4
votes: 5


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SMD spell IPOD And IHOP and add enius at tha end of ihop

by adolfo cortes
at 2011-05-20

rating: 2.5
votes: 15


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