I'm cute. Let's put me
in charge.

How Many Seconds Are There In A Year
(12 ) Jan 2nd , Feb 2nd, March 2nd Ect.

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Cry Your Heart Out, Just Let It All Go, Coz Remember After Every Tear There Comes A Rainbow

Why be a Man if you can be a Woman?

Candy - For kids who can't afford heroin

RoLl YoUr EyEs

I'Ll Be HeRe

WhEn ThEy GeT BaCk

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.