Funny kid quotes

The tooth farie teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts...I blame her for prostitution.

by Cherish in Wonderland ( F P C D )
at 2009-08-18

rating: 4.2
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The most dangerous thing in the world?



Boredom--



Who can honestly say they haven't come up with some pretty creative ideas on how to take over the world, just because they were bored? I mean, building flower robots that hypnotise people.

by rainbow wrapped oblivion ( P )
at 2009-08-11

rating: 4.3
votes: 6


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Anime is aweosme!!

by adriana
at 2009-08-07

rating: 1.9
votes: 8


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Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?


Kittens.


The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

by rainbow wrapped oblivion ( P )
at 2009-08-04

rating: 4.2
votes: 5


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Roses are red and violets are blue,
God made me pretty but what happened to you.

by BleedingFlower
at 2009-08-03

rating: 4.7
votes: 7


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"I was wondering why Freezbes got bigger as they got closer... Then it hit me"

by My heart belongs to TIM ( F P C D )
at 2009-06-26

rating: 5.0
votes: 8


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~Your just Jealious becasue the voices only talk to me!~

by Empty One
at 2009-06-04

rating: 2.5
votes: 2


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HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR BRAIN'S A GOLDFISH CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT SHIT??? You should probably get medication for that. I mean, brains only like to be all scaly and golden-glittery for so long...
-Kristie

by HailSatanJesusLoveMetal ( F C D )
at 2009-05-17

rating: 0.0
votes: 0


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The best game ever is the one that cannot be won. I'm playing it now. its called life.

by nickole ( P )
at 2009-05-15

rating: 5.0
votes: 4


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God Said: "Let there be light."
devil said "say please"

by nickole ( P )
at 2009-05-15

rating: 4.6
votes: 9


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