Funny kid quotes

Pickles are green
Pickles are great
And if I was Australian
I'd call em' my mate


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by xxSmilesAndTearsxx
at 2008-06-27

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' Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny color '

by orman virsel ( C )
at 2008-06-25

rating: 5.0
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Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

by Refuse2Giveup ( C )
at 2008-06-25

rating: 4.2
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Dad: happy birthday, son!
**gives son pinata**
son: thanks dad!
*son whacks it and blood comes out.**
dad: oh my god...
Why did you do that?!

by Miz Poetic Rymez
at 2008-06-18

rating: 3.5
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We are good friends. I do what you do. So if you fart in public, I will too!

by Danielle
at 2008-06-18

rating: 4.3
votes: 3


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Little miss jelly bean
Why do you have to be so mean?
You're full of sugar, but you're oh-so-yummy
I want you night and day in my tummy
But my mummy says no, no,no
Coz you're bad for my teeth, that I know

by Lil Mizz Bitchxx ( F P C D )
at 2008-06-18

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Ancient ambigiuous children's riddle:

A man who was not a man threw a stone that was not a stone at a bird that was not a bird sitting on a twig that was not a twig.

For the answer, message me.

by Lover Boii ( F P C D )
at 2008-06-13

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Come to the dark side... We got cookies.

by Ahmed Ali
at 2008-06-06

rating: 3.5
votes: 4


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"Keep talking about me, your making me famous!"

by Emily
at 2008-06-05

rating: 4.5
votes: 4


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I know I'm funny
looking like a scary bunny
But weres my money sunny!

by Littl chick
at 2008-06-03

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