A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

When I was little, my parents moved a lot....but I always found them.
(not mine)

Saw It....
Wanted It....
Had a Fit....
Got It....

If t.v is bad for you, then why does every hospital room have one?

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon,

*Michelle*

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

*Michelle*

Of course I'm talking to myself,
Who else can I trust?

Mary had a little lamb,
But she sold it... Remember!

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

I entered a wrong car, and actually sat there for a minute before realizing that i was in the wrong car...