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There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't |
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them |
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Mary had a little lamb, |
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RoLl YoUr EyEs |
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Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... |
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon, |
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? |
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A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing. |
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When I was little, my parents moved a lot....but I always found them. |
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Im not mean ur just a sissy |