When god created man he gave him two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time.

Some else came up with this.

If life starts to get you down, don't let it, because it's going to be a pain in the arse to stand back up.

Star light
Star bright
where the hell is Mr. Right

Guys listen up

When a girl says nothing is wrong...
That means everything is wrong-
When a girl says everything is wrong...
Everything is wrong-
When a girl says don't laugh...
Trust me don't laugh

We all have this STD and its called life, a 100% chance of death

'to guys, girls are like toys, play with them, break them, then throw them away and get a new 1.'

Humans are like teabags
they dont know there stregth
untill there put in hot water

*"* People suck so be different and blow *"*

Two Wrongs Dont Make A Right!!!!
They Make A Left!!

*dont ask!!! lol*

Ya kno if all the prep stores shut down 4 som reason the ALL the preps would die!!