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"Hit me with your best shot... Grandma!" |
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“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.†|
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When god created man he gave him two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time. |
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If life starts to get you down, don't let it, because it's going to be a pain in the arse to stand back up. |
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Star light |
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Guys listen up |
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We all have this STD and its called life, a 100% chance of death |
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'to guys, girls are like toys, play with them, break them, then throw them away and get a new 1.' |
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Humans are like teabags |
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*"* People suck so be different and blow *"* |