Life's a b.itch...maybe we need to pet it sometimes.

//Ari\\

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

"Lifes a D**k. When it gets hard, F**k it"!

Laugh a little and life would be a little easier. fart a little and you wont get stomach. love a little and you will be love back.

To my sister: that's very ungrammer of you

Curiosity didn't kill the cat; boredom did that a long time ago.

"Being an idiot can't be all bad, just look at SpongeBob SquarePants."

(I don't know what to say, it just hit me and it made me laugh lol)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonad.
But when life gives you tequila, THROW A PARTY!!!

I'm not apologizing. I'm just saying "I'm sorry".

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result