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IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

Take my advice...and dont listen to a word i say

Mexican word of da day -"ChiNOS"

My MOM thiNkS "ChiNOS" EVERythiN, bUt "ChiNOS" NOthiNG.!

Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her

"Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news".

U think my life sucks, listen to yours
Ur boyfriend is a tw*t
I'm sorry but ur fat
Ur a whor* and nothing more
I'm sorry but that's that.

"I REALLY regret opening my mouth & talking to you"

Humans are like teabags
they dont know there stregth
untill there put in hot water

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse