How Stupid (collaboration with chatterbox909 sphinx)

How Stupid (collaboration with CJ Maleney)

"Is My Dad?"

My dad is pretty stupid,
Stupider than me.
He doesn't even know algebra,
He doesnt get the A, B and C.

I have to teach him lots,
Like math and the keyboard,
He is so stupid he doesn't get
My taste of music at all !

Sometimes my music he likes,
Other times he hates!
But together we like lots of things
We will always be best mates.

Its alright to have a stupid dad,
Because he cares a lot about you.
Except when you need lots of help
Don't forget to ask mam too.

Dads don't know everything,
So just give them a break,
But if you start to wonder
Yes, the beer he will take.

Ask him a few things,
But not a lot you see.
For he can get mad you know
Pretty easily!

That's what I love about him
He's different to you and me,
But if you think for a little while,
Just how stupid he can be!

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"Is My Daughter?"

Dani is my little girl,
She really is quite sweet,
But there are times when she is horrible!
when she screams and stamps her feet.

This doesn't happen all the time,
Yet it happens quite a bit.
If she does not get her own way
Then comes the hissy fit.

She really is quite smart you know!
But patience she does lack!
I could help with lots and lots of things,
She simply has to ask.

She'll come down stairs complaining,
"I've got no clothes no more"
I would have washed then for you dear,
Were they not strewn across your floor.

She thinks that I'm quite lame you know!
For don't like all her tunes.
I'll educate her in classic rock
But for now she can clean her room.

Despite all our little disputes,
And all those hissy fits,

One thing that's undeniable.

"We love each other to bits"