"Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional"

That kick ass moment when your teacher calls on you because they thought you weren't paying attention and you answer the question right! It's like what now butthead ! :b

MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her

Kids! don't try love at home.....results may vary.

SMD spell IPOD And IHOP and add enius at tha end of ihop

When you cry and look your self in a mirror you will see the baboon

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.

1: dude! I had the best idea! quick what's 10+10?
2: 20?
1:close! 11.what I'm trying to say is...if you want to make 20 bucks cut the 10 dolla bill in half. cha ching! I've paid my debt.